Posts Tagged ‘ipad’

Multitasking is for the Rich

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Yes, Steve? I want my money back

Ow that is just dandy, Steve;

11:38AM Q: Are you concerned about leaving out your older customer base (with the lack of features for older devices). A: (Steve) Well, a lot of these products that are out there are the most recent products. The old devices will get the update, but they’ll miss some of these features like multitasking. If that’s an incentive for them to upgrade to a new device… terrific.”

So I have to buy a new phone if I want to listen to music and check my mail at the same time. Well, I will buy an new phone, and it’s going to run on Android so I can download porn from the app store. Thank you very much.

11:00AM These ads are looking a lot more like apps. Almost totally separate apps that live inside apps. Is your mind blown yet?

As it turns out with OS4 the iPhone platform will soon run with better iAds than Apps. Go fucking stick it somewhere. Taking the world by the Balls here. And what is also not really to my liking is the fact that the whole printing industry is licking the iPad like crazy; they should; it’s there last resort, but still. I’m slowly thinking of spraying the lot at Apple with some vaporized drug that will make them think that they are fondled with, by catholic priest who have a special interest in the color of their testicles. They want to dig their way unto the balls themself. And they have cutlery ..!

#Update; Also a nice one for the macevangalists; When quizzed on why Apple wouldn’t allow unsigned apps on the iTunes App Store he was equally combative, claiming that:

“You know, there’s a porn store for Android. Anyone can download them. You can, your kids can. That’s just not a place we want to go.”

Ow? But that is exactly where I want to go. Is this idiot seriously claiming that I shouldn’t be watching porn on my own phone? Should we explain again why Video 2000 failed against VHS? Why Joost failed? tsk.

So the next phone will be nice and Android.

More through engadget

But my guess is that they have used it already. So. How do I make money from this?

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Posted: April 9th, 2010
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iFail

Couldn’t resist.

There are two fundamental things wrong with the iPad.
1. It doesn’t feature a stylus with pressure sensititvity like a Wacom Cintiq.
2. It doesn’t have flash.

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#iFail

through flashblog

Posted: February 1st, 2010
Categories: nerd, propaganda, technology
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